First, the biggest surprise.
Bridezilla: WOW. I didn't see that coming at all. It's one of the two things I didn't. but dang, I never took her for that crazy. The following is a transcript of my IM conversation with Aubrey as I watched (we were talking about a 24/Twilight Mashup, since Bella's parents in the movie are both in 24.
4:46 PM Aubrey: yeah! he's not a vampire! but, if he was, I bet he'd just smash the vultori and be done with it.me: Holy crapIt would have all been over in 1 book4:47 PM Especially if the only person getting in his way was Bella's lame sauce dadDead vampires everywhere4:48 PM Aubrey: snap. take that meyer. we could make an awesome youtube video for that if we were that type of people.me: That's true4:49 PM 24's over now too. We could probably get little Kiefer himselfAubrey: oh really? what makes you say that?4:50 PM me: Well, depending on what he thinks about Twilight, he might be down.4:51 PM Aubrey: that's true. of course, he might be a big fan.me: Well, if he's got a sense of humor...4:52 PM Aubrey: hahaha. true. heck, if stephanie meyers is a fan of 24...we could get her too!OR she'll write another book where he becomes a vampire.me: maybzWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAA
HH!H!!!!!!4:53 PM PLOT TWIST!!!I didn't see it coming eitherAubrey: Wow. I guess not: All caps, elongated vowels, and multiple punctuation marks: you are impressed!4:54 PM me: dang i love this showIt got me good just there
Aaaaaaaah. I do indeed love it. Except for Kim.
Jin, aka Agent Baker: Haha! More LOST! That was the one other thing.
Sherry: She's a giant B. Didn't need creepy sound effects to see that coming a mile away.
Palmer: Authorizing torture. Didn't see that coming. But I guess that's the beefing-up that Roger wanted.
Roger: Called it.
Kim: I still hate her. I hope Crazy Mountain Man just kills her instead of trying to repopulate LA. That would do us both a huge favor. Bet you wish you wore a bra now, don't you? (Dumb ho.)
The leader guy at the Mosque who did some PR for Islam: Props to you!
Kate: Way to step up.
Rogue Commando with the Nuke: I called you too. But I thought it would be at the end of episode 12, rather than 13, so you got me there!
Jack: Keep screamin'. Keep shootin'. I love ya bro.