24 0213

Ok, so I cut ahead a little bit. Writing was just bogging me down. But we'll have an update here.

First, the biggest surprise.

Bridezilla: WOW. I didn't see that coming at all. It's one of the two things I didn't. but dang, I never took her for that crazy. The following is a transcript of my IM conversation with Aubrey as I watched (we were talking about a 24/Twilight Mashup, since Bella's parents in the movie are both in 24.

4:46 PM Aubrey: yeah! he's not a vampire! but, if he was, I bet he'd just smash the vultori and be done with it.

me: Holy crap

It would have all been over in 1 book

4:47 PM Especially if the only person getting in his way was Bella's lame sauce dad

Dead vampires everywhere

4:48 PM Aubrey: snap. take that meyer. we could make an awesome youtube video for that if we were that type of people.

me: That's true

4:49 PM 24's over now too. We could probably get little Kiefer himself

Aubrey: oh really? what makes you say that?

4:50 PM me: Well, depending on what he thinks about Twilight, he might be down.

4:51 PM Aubrey: that's true. of course, he might be a big fan.

me: Well, if he's got a sense of humor...

4:52 PM Aubrey: hahaha. true. heck, if stephanie meyers is a fan of 24...

we could get her too!

OR she'll write another book where he becomes a vampire.

me: maybzWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAHH!H!!!!!!

4:53 PM PLOT TWIST!!!

I didn't see it coming either

Aubrey: Wow. I guess not: All caps, elongated vowels, and multiple punctuation marks: you are impressed!

4:54 PM me: dang i love this show

It got me good just there

Aaaaaaaah. I do indeed love it. Except for Kim.

Jin, aka Agent Baker: Haha! More LOST! That was the one other thing.

Sherry: She's a giant B. Didn't need creepy sound effects to see that coming a mile away.

Palmer: Authorizing torture. Didn't see that coming. But I guess that's the beefing-up that Roger wanted.

Roger: Called it.

Kim: I still hate her. I hope Crazy Mountain Man just kills her instead of trying to repopulate LA. That would do us both a huge favor. Bet you wish you wore a bra now, don't you? (Dumb ho.)

The leader guy at the Mosque who did some PR for Islam: Props to you!

Kate: Way to step up.

Rogue Commando with the Nuke: I called you too. But I thought it would be at the end of episode 12, rather than 13, so you got me there!

Jack: Keep screamin'. Keep shootin'. I love ya bro.