I'm still kind of undecided on the format here, but I think I'll just write in my running commentary. Times are run time, not "24" time. That'd be way too complicated.
00:23 Eric. That's Jerkface's name.
00:45 If the beard isn't good enough for you, just think about how he kinda looks like Christian Shepard. He wasn't all that great either (The smoke monster version, anyway).
01:14 That doctor lady is full of crap. Am I grossly misinformed, or is it common for new nannies who bring the child to the hospital to be the source of prolonged abuse? It will take the police all of about 15 seconds to "sort that out." Kim doesn't need to worry.
01:19 Jack Freaking Bauer happened, that's what!
02:27 Oop! Just saw "as Nina Meyers" in the credits. I was right!
03:00 Yeah, send Tony. That Groom's no good.
03:50 I don't remember who Chappel is.
05:00 Lynn. That's Red Hair Lady. Wasn't that Samwise's name too?
5:40 Yeah, because running away looks good. Also, that guy's a weirdo.
7:18 Bull crap. I'm calling it.
930: so wait, Nina's been in jail? When was it she ordered the bombing? I don't get it.
1010: and yeah, Jack's totally going to kill her. Wait, he does that in a different season. He does it somewhere.
1110: She's only getting like part of it. Then people are going to freaking out. You'll see.
1224: Dang, they got me. Now she's gonna die though, right?
1300: There we go. 1400: That beard is awful. What else is this guy in? Holy Crap! It IS Christian Shepard from LOST. HE'S BAD! He's totally going to be bad! Just look those eyes and tell me he's good.
1430: Yay Tony!
1500: Yeah, and you picked this day just so you would have an excuse to fly in more terrorists. That's awesome!
1620: Yeah, that's the look of "Oh crap! They're already on to me! Good thing I've already got a story that's going to check out perfectly but someone's going to have a hunch and figure me out eventually!"
1750 Are they ever going to tell us which "Their Country" is? I'm guessing not.
1850: Yeah, don't give it to them. They'll only give you the crappy files or something
2020 And given your camera angles, we have no reason to trust you either, bub (Roger).
2120 Kim, just freaking do what you're told. Please. Once?
2245 Ha. Jack's funny.
2300: Yeah, give Nina a helmet. Jack's gonna thump her widdle head. It's only a matter of time.
2335. I was hoping for a smile out of her. That would make her awesomely bad.
2430: I didn't see the split screen there at first. I thought they were just waaaaay too close for a second there.
2456: The terms are: I'm going to write my name on the walls with your blood once my daughter and her vampire friends get here.
2510 Or she just wants immunity. Whatever.
2627 Hey hey hey! Just like David Wallace! Except Wallace is a patriot.
2710 "It in was a chain email. We must know some of the same people."
2810 "I've got a bomb to blow up in 6 hours. You'll notice that corresponds perfect with the 12-hour mark in the season when crisis #1 always ends and crisis #2 has to start. You'll see!"
2820 Have we figured out what Lynn's job title is yet?
2850 And now Jack's going to find a way to get to Nina. Don't talk to him Michelle. You'll just catch The Crazy along with him.
3140 This is Palmer we're talking about here, Jack. He's doing the right thing. Wait, Palmer, you just said "eventually we'll make it right." That's like a death sentence in Kiefer's mind. You'll have to clean that one up eventually. See? Look at that snarl!
3200 who the crap is that guy? Oh geez, a Kim boyfriend. That can't been a good sign. What kind of name is McGill? Are you kidding me?
3320 It's official: I kind of love Mason. Too bad he's gonna die and stuff.
3410 Yeah Michelle...don't trust Keifer's purrrrrrrr. He's just gonna kill people in the end.
3520 Bridezilla isn't being nearly as bridezilla-y as she could be. But I do really hate her shirt. Why tie it up like that? That's not classy. It's pretty gross.
3645 "Don't mind my other family in Australia." Claire doesn't count.
3700 Oh, there's the Bridezilla. You'll notice Christian didn't bother to tell her that he did a background check too. Sissy.
3830 Yeah, there you go Kim. Screwing things up. Nice job.
4000: Couch buddies!
4135 It would be Fox News. Being that this show is on Fox.
4310 HA! Camera glare. She's practicing her feral stare for when Bella turns her too.